He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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