dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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