"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
