is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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