Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
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