We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
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my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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