He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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