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no. no its not
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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