Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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