Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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