we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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