would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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