He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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