i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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