come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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