is your mom at the bar?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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