Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
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Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
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