what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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