It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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