Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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