brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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