I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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