Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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