so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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