I bet he comes in French.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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