just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
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Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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