you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
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Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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