woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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