i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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