Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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