I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
