He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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