so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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