I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
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