I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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