I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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