we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She's the barista slut.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
