I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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