Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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