I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
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I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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