I'm really into asian looking animals
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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