Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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