I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Four minutes until I can fart!
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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