you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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