Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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