absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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