gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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