it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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