How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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