He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer