Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
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We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.