no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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