Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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