remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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